ok so my friend eggy is a friend to all egg brethren, and by being her friend, I am also that. so I don't eat eggs, I eat (n)eggs aka not-eggs, which are visually and structurally similar to eggs in every single way except that they are not eggs. this is because i would never make eggy cry by enacting harm upon egg brethren. it is also why at the bottom of my website it used to say "no eggs were harmed in the making of this website." i hope this helps!

(there are still no eggs harmed in the making of the website, i just wanted to change it up at the bottom of the website a bit, and people kept pointing out to me that it's """impossible""" to harm eggs in the process of making a website, which they are wrong about but that's neither here nor there...)